Kareoke will never be a sober sport
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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