Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How naked do you want me to be?
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