Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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