hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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