she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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