no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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