i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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