2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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