wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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