It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You pole danced in your parka.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Come share oat with me in your robe
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
how does that bad decision feel?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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