They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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