she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
