Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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