i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There r osticjed everywhere
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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