Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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