You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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