Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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