i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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