Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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