if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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