Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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