You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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