And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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