yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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