This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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