If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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