PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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