Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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