haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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