doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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