You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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