i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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