Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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