in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Randomize
