i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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