She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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