But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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