Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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