I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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