I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
honey bunches of taint.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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