I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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