Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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