Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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