somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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