how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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