new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I would ride that face into the sunset
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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