OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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