yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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