how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There r osticjed everywhere
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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