there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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