Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
