roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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